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From: jwgh at earthlink.net (Jacob Haller)
Subject: Re: Women's Washrooms
Date: 30 Sep 1999
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... umm, do you know the difference between a bachelor's bathroom and a married couples bathroom? in a married couples bathroom if you piss on the floor you wipe it up BUTT in a bachelors bathroom if you piss on the floor, hey, you piss on the floor. capisce?

I recently bought some furniture at a used furniture store. While I was there, the guy who was assisting me said, "Has anyone ever told you that you look like Santa Claus?"

Well, in fact I was told that once (by a five-year-old who happened to be passing by in a supermarket), so I said, "Yes." The salesman seemed a little surprised by this.

Later, as he was delivering my new dining room table, he told me, "I only want one thing for Christmas this year: a GOOD MAN." I ignored this.

After he was done setting up the table, he asked if he could use my bathroom. I assented. As he left the bathroom, he said, "Please make my Christmas wish come true." I ignored this also.

A little while after he left I had to use the bathroom myself. When I went in, I discovered that he had left the toilet seat up. I was instantly annoyed and found myself thinking, "Well there's a relationship that would have been doomed from the start."

(But neither of us peed on the floor.)

-jwgh

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