to jwgh's talk.bizarre writings
Inspired by a comment by Sean Puckett a.k.a. catbear.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: apologies to catbear From: jwgh at earthlink.net (Jacob W. Haller) Message-ID: <1exvi8v.1nw0vvlrdq6qyN%jwgh@earthlink.net> Date: Thu, 09 Aug 2001 17:10:50 GMT
If you're eating pizza, and cheese ain't what you need,
If you're eating pizza, and cheese ain't what you need,
Go and eat the pizza, and send the cheese to me.
If you're drinking pepsi, but pepsi's what you fear,
If you're drinking pepsi, but pepsi's what you fear,
Send me all your pepsi, and I'll send you root beer.
If you're sad in prison, and want your freedom too,
If you're sad in prison, and want your freedom too,
I'll tunnel into prison, exchange myself for you.
-jwgh
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