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Message-ID: <1eyg566.4sx2r4tcx044N%jwgh@earthlink.net> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: Least Fav'rite Things From: "Jacob W. Haller" <jwgh at earthlink.net> Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2001 16:20:52 -0400Another NH joint effort.
Sharp-edgèd paper and scads of missed busses,
Deep interactions with ignorant cusses,
Broke elevators and bumblebee stings,
These are a few of my least fav'rite things...
Eating an apple then finding a half-worm,
Failing to study then taking a midterm,
Getting a rash from a fake golden ring,
These are a few of my least fav'rite things...
Insects from Pluto lay eggs in my dermis,
I think the super just whizzed in my thermos,
Guess who gets dunged when the chimpanzee flings,
These are a few of my least fav'rite things....
When the sun sets,
When a bird sings,
When there's tasty food,
I simply remember my least fav'rite things
And then I don't feel so good.
--
"Well, so she doesn't know about electronics or computers. She probably
has areas of expertise that you don't. Try asking her about cows."
- Jay Mottern in alt.tech-support recovery, 28 July 2000
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