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Subject: Laxative ad #8734287
From: "Jacob W. Haller" <spog at jwgh.org>
Date: Fri, 4 Apr 2003 09:55:26 -0500
As you know, it's a cruel Darwinian world we live in, and reproductive success goes to the fittest. That's why you don't have time to be straining away at the toilet bowl while your competitors are out there networking and meeting potential mates. Fortunately, now there's SurvivaLax, the gentle but powerful laxative, which unlike our competitors has been certified by medical doctors to have no lasting negative effects on your gametes. Use SurvivaLax -- your children will thank you!
-jwgh
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"Medicine was so backwards in the early 1500s that the curative powers
of the leech had not yet been discovered."
- Joel Achenbach, _Why Things Are Volume II: The Big Picture_