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Message-ID: <1f3qc8b.16sgxhnps3bk6N%jwgh@earthlink.net> Subject: FTSD: Beep! Beep! Beep! From: "Jacob W. Haller" <jwgh at earthlink.net> Date: Sat, 01 Dec 2001 14:13:17 GMT
When the driver of a Yugo
tries a slope that's much too steep
And it starts to obstruct traffic
There's a Beep! Beep! Beep!
When the Jerry Springer showdown
has a gal who starts to weep
Then the reply that's redacted
Sounds like Beep! Beep! Beep!
When the trash truck that's just started
On its rounds to slowly creep
Is reversèd by its driver
It goes Beep! Beep! Beep!
When the coyote's Acme purchase
On its prey is poised to leap
Then the fowl's sole reply is
Often Beep! Beep! Beep!
-jwgh
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'Steve Jobs says a computer is a bicycle for the mind. I say it's a
"this is not a pipe" for a fish.'
- James "Kibo" Parry, alt.religion.kibology 28 Aug 2001