!AUTH 106899!16 Sep 1992 12:34:38 (#281) Jacob W. Haller
 
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Top ten things you don't want said in an operating room when you're the patient:

10. Ooops!
9. Hey, where'd this blood come from?
8. Wow! I've never seen it done like that before!
7. Oh, well. At least he's an organ donor.
6. Damn! Anyone bring paper towels?
5. You know, this reminds me a lot of a Far Side cartoon I once saw...
4. So that's what a liver looks like!
3. Hold on. Is her heart on my right or hers?
2. Damn it, who forgot to turn on the anaesthesia?

1. Dibs on his shoes!