!AUTH 106899!21 Sep 1992 14:31:32 (#284) Jacob Wolf Gibney Haller
 
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Top ten signs you're a geek:

10. Just thinking about homework puts a big, goofy smile on your face
9. You know the first fifty digits of pi but can't for the life of you remember your phone number
8. You want to get one of those "X" hats because you're so into algebra
7. You have a pet name for Albert Einstein
6. When someone uses the phrase "real world", you look at them with a blank stare
5. You consider the twenty-six essential amino acids your personal friends
4. You have a personalized licence plate that reads: "4-EYES"
3. You think yo-yo's are a cool way to study torque
2. You have a room-temperature IQ (measured in kelvins)

1. You're reading this.