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Date:         Tue, 3 Jun 1997 15:19:47 -0400
From: Jacob Haller <jwgh at EARTHWEB.COM>
Subject:      Re: "Why aren't you married yet?"
Hmm, now if you can only think of 25 answers to why i dont want to have kids, I'll buy you a beer :)

--Mi

I'm afraid I've only been able to come up with ten. Maybe someone else can fill in the rest.

-jwgh

  1. I haven't found a man willing to bear it for me yet.
  2. My hope is that if I postpone it long enough I'll be deaf during the inevitable "Barney" phase.
  3. Oh, having babies is so...early nineties, isn't it?
  4. The rays from my computer screen have rendered me sterile.
  5. Sex for any purpose other than enjoyment is against my religion.
  6. I'm afraid they'll look like you.
  7. I haven't figured out which preschool I want my progeny to go to yet, and most of the ones I'm considering require fifteen years' notice.
  8. Ever since I saw 'Alien' I've felt uncomfortable about having things growing in my abdomen.
  9. My copy of 'Childrearing for Dummies' hasn't come in yet.
  10. Being childless is such a good icebreaker, don't you think?
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