!AUTH 106899!29 Sep 1994 10:20:15 (#2861) Jacob Wolf Gibney Haller
 
Feeling a bit grumpy                          (ST102315)

• "Can I help you? No, I can't help you. No-one can. You're too clueless.
• "Let's see...SLIP is giving you an error message reading 'SERIAL PORT ALREADY IN USE'? Your main problem there is that you're too fucking lazy to get off your ass, come to a computer cluster and use Eudora there."
• "Actually, we just introduced a new category of support for that application...we call it 'kill anyone who asks any questions about it'."
• "Hmmm...are you using the supported modem? You are? Why don't you buy one we don't support? Then I'd have an excuse not to answer your questions."
• "OK, you're running Microsoft Windows 2.0 and it did WHAT? Why don't you make everyone's life easier and just buy a Mac?"

Feel free to add your own.

-jwgh

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