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Message-ID: <1fsssbq.1v7za0svb56x9N%spog@jwgh.org> Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Subject: Excerpts from _Zagat's Guide to the Body Odor of Kibologists_ From: "Jacob W. Haller" <spog at jwgh.org> Date: Wed, 2 Apr 2003 17:10:47 -0500
The "sharp, acrid" scent was "off-putting" and induced "eye-watering" in many, although a few found it "ultimately worthwhile and rewarding."
The "pleasing scent of coffee" that this Kibologist exudes had many going back for more, but beware -- "a little goes a long away."
The "overpowering stink" was reported to have the ability to "drop a bull at one hundred paces."
This Kibologist's "pleasing, tangy odor" is generally "conducive to relaxation", though some found it "over-subtle."
"Mild yet many-faceted." Some noted "hints of lemon", while others described the overall nasal sensation as "cheeseriffic."
The "complete lack of odor" baffled many, causing "speculations" that talysman is "an alien from Blarghzort who plans to take over the world."
The "slight hint of motor oil" appealed to motoring enthusiests, though others described it as "somewhat overpowering".
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-rone <^#*&$ at ennui.org> on alt.religion.kibology 20 Feb 2003