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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Overheard at the Jack In The Box today
From: "Jacob W. Haller" <jwgh at earthlink.net>
Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2001 13:39:27 -0400

Yo' god so false, he can't even create a rock he can lift!1

Yo' god so false, his worshippers go to Atlantic City when they die!

Yo' god so false, his pope drive around in a Yugo!

Yo' god so false, when he commands the seas to part he hafta say "please"! 

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  1. A couple of kibologists started trading yo' god so false jokes (based on the ever-popular yo' mama jokes). These were my contributions to this new joke form.

    The first joke is based on one of the traditional proofs of the nonexistance of God: Can God create a rock so heavy He can't lift it?

    The rest of the jokes here are even more obvious so I'm not going to explain them.

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