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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: WARNINGS REQUESTED
From: "Jacob W. Haller" <spog at jwgh.org>
Date: Thu, 3 Apr 2003 14:46:56 -0500

Glenn Knickerbocker <NotR at bestweb.net> wrote:

regarding the following CDs purchased in the dollar store yesterday on the basis of names and cover art:

  this living hand: consolation prize [1]

WARNING: MAY POSE A CHOKING HAZARD

  Ridel High: Emotional Rollercoaster [2]

WARNING: DO NOT TAKE INTERNALLY.

  BIG HATE: you're soaking in it

WARNING: CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE. CAP MAY BLOW OFF, CAUSING EYE OR OTHER SERIOUS INJURY. POINT AWAY FROM PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY WHEN OPENING.

  Pineal Ventana: Breathe as You Might

WARNING: THIS OBJECT WILL NOT CURE YOUR MILLENIAL ANGST, TRY THOUGH IT MAY. THE STAPLER IS BEHIND YOU.

-jwgh

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     -rone <^#*&$ at ennui.org> on alt.religion.kibology 20 Feb 2003

In a later article, I continued:

WARNING: PRODUCT IS A MARBLE

WARNING: PRODUCT DOES NOT ACTUALLY ALLOW PEOPLE TO FLY

WARNING: CAP MAY NOT ACTUALLY BE LITERALLY "CHILD-PROOF"

WARNING: OUR MARKETERS OFTEN LIE, SO IF WHAT YOU WANT ISN'T IN THE CONTRACT, YOU'RE PROBABLY SCREWED

WARNING: YOU WILL DIE REGARDLESS

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