Re: I may have missed something important

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Subject: Re: I may have missed something important.
From: "Jacob W. Haller" <spog at jwgh.org>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 09:32:17 -0500

James "Kibo" Parry <kibo at world.std.com> wrote:

I may have missed something important since I haven't had much time to read alt.religion.kibology lately, what with working on design projects and so on. Could everyone please repost everything they said for the last two weeks, only better? And in a smaller font so I can read it faster?

For best results, read the following in two-point Times New Roman.

Thursday, 19 Dec 2002

<1fnfu8h.1ajzgegz3by2dN%spog@jwgh.org> ... It is FOOLISH to think that insurance companies should screw you over for FREE! What kind of business model is THAT?
<1fnfxp0.14nzbn0uip3cmN%spog@jwgh.org> ... 'Necrotizing' is a funny adjective that can be inserted into any phrase to make new, wacky-sounding disease names! Examples: Necrotizing Pudding Marshmallow, James Necrotizing Tiberius Kirk, Surround Necrotizing Sound.

Friday, 20 Dec 2002

<1fnhhg2.1cd1kgc1x291l8N%spog@jwgh.org> ... Nick Bensema claims that he can't get ginger beer, but he lives right near SCOTTSDALE! I mean, COME ON!

Saturday, 21 Dec 2002

<1fnkhyr.1h0k659fzsk9eN%spog@jwgh.org> ... I like PNG the SigDuck.

Monday, 23 Dec 2002

<1fnn0ri.kcz8jx50xk5cN%spog@jwgh.org> ... Lots42 makes me quote Voltaire. Not Voltron, that would have been more like 'Les humains sont si stupides, parce que leurs cerveaux sont analogues au lieu de numérique.'
<1fno3ia.1d2yvv51a6vp1mN%spog@jwgh.org> ... Haw haw, Smirnoff the Wizard! In Soviet Russia, lame joke tells YOU!

Friday, 27 Dec 2002

<1fnux5t.44vhz7voo28fN%spog@jwgh.org> ... I obviously don't know how sea chanteys scan / yawl slow yawl slow / I obviously don't know how sea chanteys scan / suitable suitable morn-ing
<1fnuxz5.1jge9lp1vcospkN%spog@jwgh.org> ... The parable of the ant, the rabbit, the Super 88, and the narrator. The moral of the story: Frank Green sucks. The end!

Monday, 30 Dec 2002

<1fnzalj.11nnyeu15j5xr5N%spog@jwgh.org> ... I saw the movie Swordfish at my mother's house on Sunday. Then I decrypted a 1024-bit key by typing frantically and dropping a logic bomb worm through the firewall while being sexually serviced by John Travolta's arm candy! However, the terrorists did not win.
<1fnzc1a.73ccgmnchrqdN%spog@jwgh.org> ... I gather that Stacia actually wrote this, so I have no comment on it.
<1fnzdlc.6bc03zvvoexeN%spog@jwgh.org> ... Ben Allard is a bad, bad crow penguin homophobe!

Tuesday, 31 Dec 2002

<1fo2kzw.o10txx1gz3r36N%spog@jwgh.org> ... Daniel Buettner is Bandwidth Miser! Talysman the Ur-Beatle will now write the Bandwidth Miser theme song.
<1fo2lko.vntr0q15wdrf5N%spog@jwgh.org> ... I made a name joke, so I now owe each of you one! thousand! dollars! But the joke was made ironically, so the money is all in sarcastic dollars anyway. I really hope you all get a lot of ENJOYMENT out of your new-found "wealth".
<1fo36qs.kwe78k71967qN%spog@jwgh.org> ... This was a charming little anecdote about how my fancy-pants high priced lawyer grandfather kept my ass out of jail. Perfect for the holiday season! Includes an appendix and some blatant foreshadowing.

Thursday, 2 Jan 2003

<1fo6gx1.p9vyf9u4vcizN%spog@jwgh.org> -- Nobody understands Leo but his woman!
<1fo6l91.h1a6sjyx16xwN%spog@jwgh.org> -- Stacia should write more short stories. So should everyone!

-jwgh

-- 
"I still wish I looked like Shania Twain.  And sang like somebody else."
    - Paula <mmmtoblerone at earthlink.ent> in alt.religion.kibology 
       9 Dec 2002 <1fmw7bm.1uzgtrw1dvbxm4N%mmmtoblerone@earthlink.ent>

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