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Subject: one pirate joke for the price of two
From: "Jacob W. Haller" <spog at jwgh.org>
Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 02:20:57 -0500

Joke version #1 (with help from Shiro Akaishi):

Two muffins were being baked in an oven.

One said to the other, "Arr, it be a mite warm in here, ye scurvy dog.'

The other replied, "Shiver me timbers! Be ye a speaking piratical muffin also?"

Now, the same joke with help from Talysman the Ur-Beatle:

A muffin and a pirate walked into a bar.

The pirate turned to the muffin and said, "Arr, it be really hot in here!"

There was an uncomfortable silence, after which the pirate said, "SHIVER ME TIMBERS, but I wish ye could talk, too!"

The lesson is: EDITING MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE!

-jwgh

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    - Paula <mmmtoblerone at earthlink.ent> in alt.religion.kibology 
       9 Dec 2002 <1fmw7bm.1uzgtrw1dvbxm4N%mmmtoblerone@earthlink.ent>