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Subject: Re: the day the music died
From: "Jacob W. Haller" <spog at jwgh.org>
Date: Tue, 4 Feb 2003 14:40:46 -0500

leo sgouros <hpappas at comcast.net> wrote:

Jacob W. Haller wrote:

pete <pfiland at mindspring.com> wrote:

Nostradamus probably said something about it somewhere. The one thing that all of Nostradamus' predictions have in common, is that none of them have ever been correctly interpreted until after the event has passed.

That's astonishing! WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

The odds that studying nostradamus can help you figure anything out?

No, no, no. Yes. No. Sort of.

I think you may be on to something with your 'Nostradamus: Prescient Troll' theory!

Yeah yeah yeah. OK. Here's where I was going with this. IF I CAN BE BELIEVED. Choose WISELY.

So person xxx says (IN PERSONAL EMAIL IYKWIM AITYD HAW HAW C0ULTER), "Hey, Nostradamus predicted that event yyy would happen! Look at this poor translation of quatrain zzz!" and person zzz replies "Quatrain zzz is so vague that something like it was BOUND to happen eventually yuo fagort! YUO SUCKK HAW HAW!" and person xxx is all like "Yeah, and if you're so all scienteriffic and stuff why do I always see you reading the horoscopes?" and person zzz says "RETRACT YOUR LIES!" and person xxx says "No no no" and person xxx says "Nay nay nay" and person xxx says "Nix nix nix" and conversation is RUINED FOREVER!!!@!

But then all these different people with WEIRD NAMES are all READING quatrain zzz and TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT MEANS and they all make DIFFERENT predictions based on DIFFERENT readings of the quatrain and they're ALL WRONG sez Pete! So WHAT ARE THE ODDS? You'd think that AT LEAST ONE of them would come up with something that ACTUALLY HAPPENED!

So most people whose names consist of three consonants might say that the odds are ASTRONOMICAL and that therefore something ELSE must be GOING ON! And I think what must be GOING ON is that NOSTRADAMUS was TROLLING US with VAGUE PREDICTIONS that were nevertheless NEVER GOING TO BE CORRECT! This is why we must RE-ORBIT VENUS to make a BORN-AGAIN EARTH!

Obciously it doesnt have anything to do with "the day the music died" either.

Sez YOU, elbow-POINTing MANG of STEEL!

what are the odds, fat boy?

UNITY! ka-NUKE!

-jwgh

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