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Message-ID: <1fvs889.6uzmtyxm3mpnN%spog@jwgh.org> Subject: Re: Kibologist appearance. 2nd floor Eliott Room Boston Public Library From: "Jacob W. Haller" <spog at jwgh.org> Date: Fri, 30 May 2003 17:45:11 -0400
Don Saklad <dsaklad at nestle.ai.mit.edu> wrote:
One kibologist appears from time to time in the 2nd floor Elliott Room at Boston Public Library ![. . .]
Look for him pacing the Elliott room, his papers stacked on the floor of the room by windows facing the courtyard.
Three weeks ago with a sudden yell
A book page was torn in the BPL.
The staff may have seen but they wouldn't say
What the name of the guy was who ran away.
Secure guards rushed to the Elliott room;
Nothing was there but some stale perfume.
They ran around, searched both high and low
But the page-tearing thug was concealed long ago.
He stalks these aisles in a long black toque
Spends all his time sorting comic books
Nobody knows, nobody stares
Nobody even cares
"So what is your name, and what do you do?
Are you Don Saklad, or Lots42?
Do you treat books nice or treat them mean?
Do you write in them poems that are quite obscene?"
He stalks these aisles in a long black toque
Spends all his time sorting comic books
Nobody knows, nobody stares
Nobody even cares
-jwgh
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"At the time of the story there was a pirate. I guess sometimes the
pirate would keelhaul a guy. I am not talking about keelhauling. The
pirate had a sterring wheel sticking out of his fly. I guess the
sterring wheel was probably small.
"The pirate who had the sterring wheel sticking out of his fly went to
a bar. I guess the bar did not have many boys and girls in it at the
time. The pirate probably asked for beer. The bartender saw the
sterring wheel. Probably the bartender did not know what the sterring
wheel was for.
"The bartender asked the pirate why he had a sterring wheel sticking
out of his fly. The pirate said that it was driving he nuts. I am not
talking about nuts."
-Kurt Stocklmeir:
"Dear Life In These United States"
September 3559, 1993.
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