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Subject: Re: I fell to the challenge
From: "Jacob W. Haller" <jwgh at earthlink.net>
Date: Thu, 10 Jan 2002 05:11:46 GMT
Nicko <nervousnick at onebox.com> wrote:
From National Geographic, Jan. 2002, p. 34:(talking about distributing Euros)
"Virtually every armored car from Limerick to Lesbos is being pressed into service...."
Poet Sappho her fair teeth did gnash.
"As a poet I've made quite a splash.
Still I can't eat my verses.
To fill up my purses
I have to drive bank cars for cash."
-jwgh
Rejected limericks:
A bank car declared, "What's the deal?
My driver's quite safe at the wheel.
She is competent, quite,
So I don't think it's right
She'd be fired for copping a feel."
The Euro's safe trip is desired,
So assisting the banks is required.
But the banks need not fear
For the drivers are queer
And all Lesbians' guarding's inspired.
You do not want to know how long I spent writing these.
--
"There are two major steps to building a business plan:
1) Gather information.
2) Ignore it."
- Scott Adams, /The Dilbert Principle/