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Subject: Re: Eat my shorts!
From: "Jacob W. Haller" <spog at jwgh.org>
Date: Wed, 13 Nov 2002 12:32:49 -0500

James "Kibo" Parry <kibo at world.std.com> wrote:

Beable van Polasm (beable at NOS.PAM.beable.com.THANKS) wrote:

http://www.smh.com.au/text/articles/2002/11/09/1036308528213.htm

Eddie Fitzmaurice wrote:

It is claimed the ingredients interact with natural chemicals in the body, causing fat from around the bottom and thighs to dissolve.

But what about the "fat" in your "fat"? Will that dissolve?

My question is: When it dissolves, where does it go? Does it come out somewhere? It's not the corners of your eyes, is it?

I thought that with these sorts of schemes the fat was supposed to melt away! Not melt off, because that would be kind of gross if you think about it, but melt away, because then you can pretend that the fat is melting somewhere way off in the distance, far from anywhere you are likely to go to. Like Jonathan Frakes's sock drawer or something.

So the fat probably dissolves to someplace else, like the locker room of the Fleet Center or something. This is to be contrasted with fat that is removed as part of cosmetic surgery by Michael Jordan for reasons I won't go into.

-jwgh

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