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Message-ID: <bc3b76cf.0306241114.4cd61873@posting.google.com> Subject: Re: Further theological questions. From: "Jacob W. Haller" <spog at jwgh.org> Date: Tue, 24 Jun 2003 12:14:27 -0700
Yo' god so false, when people pray to be healed, he give 'em two aspirin and tell 'em to call him in the morning!
Yo' god so false, he need some matches and a tape recorder to speak from a burning bush!
Yo' god so false, people be leavin' his church in droves as the secularization of society increases following the industrial revolution!
Yo' god so false, he have trouble parting someone's hair!
Yo' god so false, he think 'omniscient' means what that magazine smell like!
Yo' god so false, people rather worship a golden calf!
-jwgh
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"When then meatbot revolution comes, you will be the first against the
grill of the House of the Future's indoor barbecue."
--Brian 'Jarai' Chase on alt.religion.kibology 3 September 2002