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Message-ID: <1fsqvc2.plj1dpxabhobN%spog@jwgh.org> Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Subject: A joyful dish you eat with your hands From: "Jacob W. Haller" <spog at jwgh.org> Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2003 16:14:18 -0500
When I received an anonymous message claiming that Dag 'Right-Square-Bracket-gren' Ågren was none other than Richard Nixon, Lee Harvey Oswald, and Greg Kinnear all rolled into one, it hardly came as a surprise. This is partly because I wrote it myself, but also because it confirmed a dream I had a couple of weeks ago when a Finnish pfeffernuse slowly strangled me while playing checkers against a rabid James Buchanon.
I have noted with some suspicion that 'Dag' has never specifically denied being in the Marines. (Unless he did so in a message I haven't read, but wouldn't that too be quite suspicious in and of itself?) Clearly the only people who claim or fail to claim they were in the Marines are people who don't or do have something to hide. Enough secrecy, Mr. Nixon-Oswald-Kinnear!
And really, haven't we known all along that Mr. Ågren, if that IS his real name, has a large nose and five o'clock shadow, just like a certain late dead ex-president of the United States of America, or, as I like to call it, the Untied Shards of Amerikanistafrikaaners?
Or, if as some of you may claim, we haven't known that, isn't that just exactly the sort of thing that would seem likely to be true if you knew more about how the world actually works, which you don't? I think so!
-jw'http://www.jfkmontreal.com/kerry_thornley.htm'gh
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