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Message-ID: <1fmxr8f.1tgcdvjd2fbuxN%spog@jwgh.org> Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Subject: Re: Instant Review: Moonraker From: "Jacob W. Haller" <spog at jwgh.org> Date: Mon, 9 Dec 2002 18:04:20 -0500
Culturally Sensitive Ed <x at x.x> wrote:
Bond movies aren't about saving the world they're about killing any sort of interesting change and maintaining the status quo. There, I've said it.
You haven't read the books, have you? ADMIT IT, YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOKS! There, I think we all feel better now.
Because as anyone who is a REAL James Bond fan will tell you AT GREAT LENGTH OVER AND OVER, the books are NOTHING like the movies! Except the names are the same, and some of them have similar plots and characters. APART FROM THAT THEY ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THOUGH. Like in the movie 'Pussy Galore' was one of Goldfinger's Lisbon henchmen, whereas in the BOOK, 'Pussy Galore' was a Lisbon gangster who did some work for Goldfinger. TOTALLY DIFFERENT!
And the BOOKS, which are a MILLION JILLION TIMES BETTER than the MOVIES, are not about ANY of those things you talk about. They're a relic of a simpler, more civilised time! They're about playing rock-paper-scissors in Japan, or bridge in a private club in England, or canasta in America!
And GOLF! Don't forget GOLF! GOLF is IMPORTANT!
So in summary, yuo = l0zar haw haw. Thank yew!
-jwgh
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- Paula <mmmtoblerone at earthlink.ent> in alt.religion.kibology
9 Dec 2002 <1fmw7bm.1uzgtrw1dvbxm4N%mmmtoblerone@earthlink.ent>