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Subject: Re: Another one for the Human Society
From: "Jacob W. Haller" <spog at jwgh.org>
Date: Mon, 19 Aug 2002 13:43:27 -0400

Which has of course to be solved by the King of Science himself. In absentia you may ask yourself "what would Archimedes Plutonium do?"¹

  But I am 52 years old now and I have returned to this idea of mine. The only flaw that I can see with it is that I am not sure if whales have ears or not. But I think that they do, because the ear wax of whales and the harpoons of whalers form a pair like of wave particle dual in QM⁵ and fish bicycle dual in classic feminism⁶. Does anyone know if whales have ears?⁷

You do not need to provide an answer.

D'oh!

-jwgh

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"[. . .] TV is never wrong about anything, although they come close
whenever they talk about typography."
         - James "Kibo" Parry, alt.religion.kibology 12 May 2001

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1. Archimedes Plutonium is a net.kook who likes to refer to himself as the "King of Science". (For more information see his web page.) The rest of this message is an attempt by me to replicate his writing style.

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2. A surprising number of Archimedes Plutonium's musings are inspired by cable or network TV. For instance:

   Seems as though lately I have received a large dosage of TV court shows. First it was Frontline's North Carolina "an ordinary crime"

   then it was "America's Most Wanted" on a pedophile murder. And now it is a Massachusetts (someone ought to permanently rename that state to just Massac) ice hockey dad with involuntary manslaughter.

   and:

   So, I ask myself, how can I prove that all thoughts of all living creatures really comes from outside the body and that the brain and mind are merely fancy and elaborate radio antennae or radios. And that every human thought was shot into the brain of that human from the Nucleus.

   Well, after watching a TV show of stories of chickens. There was one story of a chicken that lived for months and years? after its head was cut off. Chickens have small heads and small brains. And so, cutting off chickens heads as an experiment would tend to reveal after perhaps one in a thousand or 100 thousand of a chicken minus a head yet go about as if normal.

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3. Mr. Plutonium speculated at one point that human urine might be well-suited for getting rid of ear wax.

   I wonder if human urine is a good solution for ear wax buildup? If so, I wonder if any of our ancients realized that urine would solve their ear wax buildup? Or how they would come upon that discovery? If human urine is a perfect solution for dissolving ear wax, then it is another example of Superdeterminism at work and not Darwin evolution. This is an easy research test also. To see if human urine dissolves human ear wax and if it is somehow specially formulated that it does the job well.

   Despite the claim that this would be easy to test, it is unclear to me if any tests have ever actually taken place.

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4. Spaghetti preparation: I'm referring to the following recipe that Archimedes Plutonium posted in January of 1999:

   And today I finally ate a dinner of microwaved spaghetti. I use the microwave on all my dinners. Get some paper cups and put into it some thin noodles until boiling then drain and add skinless, boneless sardines, some fresh peanuts from shells, some romano and parmesan cheese, then spaghetti sauce that has mushrooms in it, reheat. And presto.

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5. Mr. Plutonium likes to make analogies between the wave/particle duality of Quantum Mechanics and other stuff. These analogies seldom work very well.

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6. The phrase A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle is a witticism that's been attributed to various feminists. It appears to have been coined around 1970.

   If I wanted to be really AP-like I would have referred to 'classical physics' instead of 'classical feminism', but hey.

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7. Another AP hallmark is that he likes to ask other people to do his research for him. Example #1:

     If memory serves me correctly in the DINOSAUR 4 part TV series it showed some dinosaur eggs and hatchlings and one of the bones (if my memory is correct) one of the bones was the skull of a rat-like creature?

     Does anyone know of a ratlike mammal fossil found in any of the rock matrix possessing dinosaur eggs or hatchling fossils?

   Example #2:

   Does anyone have data on how many neutrinos, and neutrino species are produced per volume of the Sun's center and in an H-bomb?

     Does anyone know how many muons are created in the Sun per volume?

     Does anyone know what the neutrino flux and muon flux of JET on their 60% breakeven burn run was?

   Example #3:

     If true I suspect the reason that England is misfortunate in all the prion diseases is because England is a wet climate where fungus love to live. And moreso, the fact that England in the past history has roamed the world and brought back to England many varieties of tropical species including fungal species.

     Does anyone know if sheep scrapie is more abundant in England than elsewhere? Can someone cite the first case of sheep scrapie ever found in England? Perhaps sheep scrapie history can be pinpointed to some Darwin type expedition that brought back a fungus from the tropics.

     Does anyone know if sheep scrapie has ever been reported in a dry or desert like climate, not counting imported English sheep that may already have been fungal contaminated.

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