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Subject: Re: Urban Legend - Tragic Suicide
From: "Jacob W. Haller" <spog at jwgh.org>
Date: Mon, 27 Jan 2003 11:24:13 -0500
Beable van Polasm <beable at NOS.PAM.beable.com.THANKS> wrote:
BOOMBA BOOMBA! BOOMBA BOOMBA! BOOMBA BOOMBA! War drums are beating! WAR WITH ALT.SLACK! We can no longer tolerate their vile provocations. Sure the Joke Inspectors haven't found any sign of Jokes of Mass Piratism, BUT THEY HAVE THEM! THEY ARE HIDING THEIR JOMP!
I find it VERY CONVENIENT that Mr. Beable van Polasm (IF THAT IS HIS REAL NAME) sees fit to LET LOOSE THE HOUNDS OF WAR at the VERY SAME TIME that his RUINOUS ECONOMIC POLICIES have caused the price of Kibology to fall FAR BELOW its normal exchange rate of $20, same as in town.
I also understand that Mr. van Polasm (ITIHRN) is taking the opportunity to ROLL BACK years of regulations designed to safeguard PLANKTON from being CAKEHOLED.
Shame on you, Mr. van Polasm! History will not judge you kindly!
-jwgh
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"I still wish I looked like Shania Twain. And sang like somebody else."
- Paula <mmmtoblerone at earthlink.ent> in alt.religion.kibology
9 Dec 2002 <1fmw7bm.1uzgtrw1dvbxm4N%mmmtoblerone@earthlink.ent>