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Subject: Re: Are we still at war?
From: "Jacob W. Haller" <spog at jwgh.org>
Date: Thu, 16 Jan 2003 20:01:19 -0500

Beable van Polasm <beable at NOS.PAM.beable.com.THANKS> wrote:

Well if we aren't at war with alt.slack, WE SURE SHOULD BE!! Did you see that Brine Shrimp guy come barging in here the other day? It was like the Gulf of Tonkin all over again. WAR WITH ALT.SLACK! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

Oh, YES, Mr van Polasm (if that is your real name), I see you're falling BACK INTO YOUR OLD UNILATERALIST WAYS. Sure, alt.slack may be cakeholing plankton like it's going out of style, and the ecotopia sanctions haven't worked as well as we might like, but we need ROCK-SOLID PROOF of the CAKEHOLING of PLANKTON by ALT.SLACK. Then we can build a BROAD-BASED COALITION with rec.pets.cats, sci.hcem, and alt.cuddles. ONLY THEN CAN AN INVASION BEGIN!

-jwgh

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