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Subject: Re: Kurt was right! Run for your lives!
From: "Jacob W. Haller" <spog at jwgh.org>
Date: Thu, 23 May 2002 18:32:22 -0400
Wiblur the Once <jchapman at aros.net> wrote:
On Wed, 22 May 2002 19:22:11 +0000 (UTC), Steve Christensen mumbled something about...
On the way to work I saw a car with the license plate:
     LZRDWMN

For the record, the driver seemed to be hundreds of years more far than me in physics.1

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, OOTAH KIBOLOGISTS! THEY'RE HERE!

That inspires me to write a blues tune:
Which inspires me to write one too!

I got me a lizard woman.
  Her teeth could snap me half in two.
I got me a lizard woman.
  Her teeth could snap me half in two.
    And her words are even sharper,
      And that's why I feel so blue.

Well she's got a forkèd tongue;
  Sometimes she makes me feel like mud.
Well she's got a forkèd tongue;
  Sometimes she makes me feel like mud.
    Guess I was just a fool for thinking
      my love could warm up her cold blood.

Gonna turn off my space heater
  Get her out my goddamn life
Turning off my old space heater
  Don't want lizards in my life
    Gonna slow t' metabolism
      Of my leapin' lizard wife.

THE ENB!

-jwgh 

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      -mathew (meta@pobox.com) in talk.bizarre 19 Jan 2000

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  1. Kurt Stocklmeir is a sci.physics kook who has a very characteristic style. I've talked about him elsewhere.

    One of the things he talks about a lot is lizards, as in the following:

    What is the potential energy between 3 particles ??? There is a girl, a girl lizard and a boy lizard. They fall. The girl falls to the girl lizard. The girl lizard falls to the boy lizard. The boy lizard falls to the girl. If space time creates gravity and if changes move at the speed of light they will fall different as compared to if gravity moves at an almost infinite speed.
    He also sometimes claims to be "9000 [or 7000, the number varies] years more far with physics" than other people. Here's an example from one of my favorite posts of his:
    I am 7000 years more far than girls and boys with physics and I can not get my radio to work

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