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Subject: Re: I want more
From: "Jacob W. Haller" <jwgh at earthlink.net>
Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 15:49:15 GMT

At the time of the story there was a pirate. I guess sometimes the pirate would keelhaul a guy. I am not talking about keelhauling. The pirate had a sterring wheel sticking out of his fly. I guess the sterring wheel was probably small.

The pirate who had the sterring wheel sticking out of his fly went to a bar. I guess the bar did not have many boys and girls in it at the time. The pirate probably asked for beer. The bartender saw the sterring wheel. Probably the bartender did not know what the sterring wheel was for.

The bartender asked the pirate why he had a sterring wheel sticking out of his fly. The pirate said that it was driving he nuts. I am not talking about nuts.

-jwgh

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1. Kurt Stocklmeir is a sci.physics kook who has a very characteristic style. I was reading a rant of his (which I'll quote below in full to give you the flavor) and came to wonder what it would be like if he told a joke. It didn't seem like it would work very well. So I decided to write the Pirate Joke as if it were written by Mr. Stocklmeir, incorporating persistent spelling errors, odd digressions, and other characteristic quirks of his writing style. I think I did a reasonable job. Anyway, here's the sample Kurt post:

   Mike Varney is like a lot of people who have written articles for these physics groups. He causes trouble by insulting to people. 10 years ago there were people insulting people with these physics groups. It is as bad now as it was 10 years ago. Most of the people who did not insult people talked to the people who did insult people. They were all repulsive people who did not care a lot about being dishonest.

   These physics groups at this time are bad partly because of how people have acted before. Like 10 years ago. Normal people are not going to associate with a bunch of rotting decaying slimes who eat their own waste products and have sex while they are sliming around their own slime. Most people would probably be happy if God killed most of the people who write articles for these physics groups. The lowest slimes of the lowest part of most sewers are better than most people who write articles for these physics groups. If a person can not do some little thing like not talk to an insulting person with these physics groups God needs to kill them and send them to the lowest levels of hell.

   Most of the people who write articles for these physics groups are like Mike. People need to think how many people write articles for these physics groups. I use google and I can see who wrote an article and the name of the article and not see the article. I tend not to read any articles for these physics groups because most of the people are repulsive. There are only a small number of people who write articles for these physics groups. Most of them are slime. Most of them are ideits.

   George is acting as bad as Mike. George was not suppose to try to make some thing big that was small. He acts like an ideit. Mike and George like most people who write articles for these physics groups make these physics groups bad. They hurt the small number of normal people who write articles and read articles. But the slime do not care a lot that they are hurting normal people. Most of the people who write articles for these physics groups insult people. Good people stop reading articles and do not write articles. The slime write articles. Most of the slime slime away after they have done a lot of damage to these physics groups. 10 years ago the slime slimed away laughing about what they did. They insulted people and they talked to people who insulted people. They helped to make these groups junk.

   There is some justice. These physics groups are bad. That is good.

   God created a curse against these physics groups because innocent people were abused and most people looked the other way. Good people do not come. Good people leave. Rotting slime slime to these groups. They slime around getting their rotting decaying smelling stinking slime on normal people. There will always be fighting. The articles are junk. Even a dumb dog could not read the junk floating on the slime of this sewer.

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